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Edward Percival Rishworth was a New Zealand politician who was Mayor of Lower Hutt from 1918 to 1921.
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Fort Sumner was built during the American Civil War by the Union Army in the Brookmont section of Bethesda, Maryland, just northwest of Washington, D.C.
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