{"type":"standard","title":"ESA Centre for Earth Observation","displaytitle":"ESA Centre for Earth Observation","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q175492","titles":{"canonical":"ESA_Centre_for_Earth_Observation","normalized":"ESA Centre for Earth Observation","display":"ESA Centre for Earth Observation"},"pageid":13648127,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/ESA_ESRIN_Vega.jpg/330px-ESA_ESRIN_Vega.jpg","width":320,"height":156},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/ESA_ESRIN_Vega.jpg","width":5156,"height":2520},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256339562","tid":"6bf269aa-9e99-11ef-aa3b-19ed2fda0f54","timestamp":"2024-11-09T12:52:05Z","description":"Research centre of the European Space Agency in Frascati, Italy","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.8269472,"lon":12.6741222},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESA_Centre_for_Earth_Observation","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESA_Centre_for_Earth_Observation?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESA_Centre_for_Earth_Observation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:ESA_Centre_for_Earth_Observation"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESA_Centre_for_Earth_Observation","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/ESA_Centre_for_Earth_Observation","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESA_Centre_for_Earth_Observation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:ESA_Centre_for_Earth_Observation"}},"extract":"The ESA Centre for Earth Observation is a research centre belonging to the European Space Agency (ESA), located in Frascati (Rome) Italy. It is dedicated to research involving earth observation data taken from satellites, among other specialised activities. The establishment currently hosts the European Space Agency's development team for the Vega launcher.","extract_html":"
The ESA Centre for Earth Observation is a research centre belonging to the European Space Agency (ESA), located in Frascati (Rome) Italy. It is dedicated to research involving earth observation data taken from satellites, among other specialised activities. The establishment currently hosts the European Space Agency's development team for the Vega launcher.
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Jim Sharp was an Australian rules footballer who played for the Fitzroy Football Club and Collingwood Football Club in the Victorian Football League (VFL).
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Jack of Clubs is the second album by Paul Motian to be released on the Italian Soul Note label. It was released in 1985 and like his previous album features performances by Motian with guitarist Bill Frisell, tenor saxophonists Joe Lovano and Jim Pepper, and bassist Ed Schuller.
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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