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{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
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